Have I ever told you that I really like science? No, I really do, I think that science is one of the coolest things you can study. There is only one draw-back to it. To me, science is that one way cool kid that is rich and has a huge house that you party at every weekend. Everyone is invited, and a hot chick is given to every guy at the door. After going to a few of these parties, you really start to like science. You start to hang out with him regularly. You have finally found your crew for life, who else would be like, "Hey I can give you the knowledge of how everything in the world works! I can also show you how to blow it up and call it 'academic'". That's when science introduces you to his lame obese friends that has a chocolate stain on the neck on every sweat-stained shirt he wears. This guy is one of the few people in the world who snores when they are awake, and thinks that Ke$ha actually has talent. This person is named Math... Unfortunately Math saved Science from drowning in the river when they were kids so he is eternally in debt to Math... that's why I stopped going to his parties... and just partying in general.
Anyway... on to other things. Have you ever noticed that when people are in an argument (not a debate, an 'emotionally invested' argument) just generally sound stupid? If you don't know what I'm talking about just read the youtube comments on one of Justin Bieber's video. It's enough to make me wish that I was illiterate... then I wouldn't have the pressure of actually being a value of society, so it would be totally fine to just write random stuff like this! An illiterate person who keeps a regular blog has just got to bring in some flow of curiosity traffic.
I had some other stuff to write about, but I need to make a phone call, and do homework because *exasperated sigh* I am literate, and so I have to "make something of myself". ... Who am I quoting?
Love you all more then I love spandex (dancers would look 14.5% better if spandex was never invented)
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