I am not planning on being the next J.J. Abrahms ... Abrhams... Abarahamasmash... (the Avatar guy... no not that Avatar, the good one with the blue people). I just want to make little videos on Youtube. I'm thinking of doing a exercise/weight loss thing. If you know me personally, you will know that I have plenty of X-tra Xman to take off, so the channel will be for me too. I know a lot of workouts, and how you should do things from football.
Ok, you can stop laughing now, Imma be sombody *sniffle* Imma... Imma gonna be dat next big intranetz star like that Justin Beiber dude! Ha ha anyway, I just mainly want to do it for fun, like I do this for fun. It's not like anyone actually reads this, and it's not like anyone will actually watch my videos. Yeah I would like to make a name for myself, and I figure I might as well try. I know how things are going to go if I do nothing. That's right they'll stay the same.
If nothing else, I want to change things up. I remember a Luke (yeah that's my real name, it's prolly in my profile anyway) that was actually fun. I remember a Luke that was up for crazy things. Not crazy stupid or crazy dangerous, and sometimes not crazy illegal, but just fun things like answering the phones at Wal-mart without even working there. I remember a Luke that had tons of friends and was doing something every weekend. Heck, I remember a Luke that didn't breath hard for a minute after running up the stairs.
I want to be hot! (this is my vain moment I'm going to take for myself) I have come to the conclusion that I am not a bad-looking guy, and if I was in shape I would be irresistible! I want to walk into the name-brand department stores and know that I'll be able to fit into something there. I want to have cool jeans, or more like I don't want to wear those fugly blue jeans from target or some ... stupid! I want to be able to take off my shirt when I go to the pool and only worry about getting burned and not what other people are thinking.
So I want to go back to the Luke I was in high school... not entirely, I have improved a lot in every aspect except physically and socially since then, but I need to get those two things back. I've heard that change only occurs when the pain of staying the same overcomes the pain of changing. I believe I have finally passed that retaining wall of that stupid law of inertia thing.
I am going to go on a church mission in ... hold on a sec... four months and 36 days. I'd like to not be dead of too much strain on my body, so I should be in at least decent shape for that.
Right now I weigh... should I tell you guys this? It's kinda personal, but I'll just say it anyway. Know that I was an offensive lineman for 9 years, and I am a big guy to begin with. So last time I weighed myself (about a week ago) I weighed 307 lbs. I think my optimum weight, where I would be like chiseled and whatnot would be about 220 lbs, but my goal weight to reach 240 by the time I go on my mission. So 67 lbs in 4 months and 36 days. I think that's possible... is that possible?
Anyway, in conclusion, the reason I titled this "Trainwreaks" is because that was the song I was listening to when I started writing this. It's by Weezer and it is my current favorite song. Also, while I'm at it, go look up "Fill Her Up" by Sting, and "Uncle Jonny" by The Killers. Two excellent songs that inspired me as I wrote this.
Here is what the flip camera looks like:
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