Am I Just Crazy?

So... HEY!!! I realized that in a way I am putting more than just random rants down here.  They are examples of my writing in the form of Personal Narratives. . . yeah. . . ok I know it's a bad attempt of dodging any real work at writing.  

I have a little anecdote for you today. I am currently... woah, why did my font just change?  Ok we're back.  So I am currently attending college.
  Luke *whoops* I mean "zefrenchxman" (rolls right off the tongue) what school do you go to huh huh huh?  Please tell us, me and my two hot female twenty-something friends really want to meet you!!!  
Fine, I'll tell you where I go *deep breath*  I go to Brigham Young University in Provo Utah.
  ... Oh... that weird religious school... BYU where the girls are girls and the boys are too... Otherwise known as Breed em' Young University.  We'll be busy for the next... forever.
Aw dang! You see why I don't tell you guys things?

Continuing with the story.  I really needed (and still need) to study for this paper that I have to write tomorrow.  I headed to my normal study spot to read the rest of the novel we are writing on, but my spot was taken!  This is a serious problem for me because I have very specific requirements for my study spots.
1) Must have an outlet for my laptop
2) Must be next to a window (I love nice views)
3) <preferably> must be secluded
I proceed to walk down every single hallway in this building looking for that perfect spot.  Nook after nook was taken.  Did everyone have a paper to write?  Even my backup building was taken.  To make a very long not-so-interesting story short, I ended up just coming back to my apartment after walking over a mile (I have a pedometer, I know).  

Once I got back, I decided to clean out the sink since the stink was getting a little dizzying.  I just got finished.  I was planning on reading at like one o'clock this afternoon.  Right now it's four.  Naturally the best thing to do now is to blog about it right?  

I have a question for all of you.  If I'm studying somewhere and someone sits by me or at the same table or whatever, I don't mind.  However, if I am looking for a place to study and there is someone at a table, I will not go sit at that table.  Is that weird?  Also do you have any weird quirks about how/where you study, like my list up above?  Anyway, I really REALLY need to get to work, so I'll wrap this up.

Love you guys more than those women love me after they figured out I go to BYU!