Maybe I should think before I write

Wholly and holey cow! I mean really shoot a christened cow in India and that's about how flabbergasted I am!

About what Luke?

Well about this stats thing on Blogspot. Did you know you can see how many times people are looking at your posts and where they come from and how they got to your site?  Even What browser and OS they were using?

Well duh... don't tell me you just figured this out...

Oh... people know about that... oh.   Well anyway, it seems people do bother to read my crap after all!  I have gotten 161 hits on this blog (before anyone can shoot me down, my own "hits" are not counted otherwise it'd be like 161,000).  Most of those come from the US, but I got 5 from Singapore, which means five people have accidentally clicked on my site when they actually meant to look for something else, or (what I hope) one guy has actually come back four times after accidentally clicking on to it!  Then I got a few from Germany, but that might me Malte or Stefan, both cool dudes.  Most importantly, one from my favorite country, all the way from the motherland herself, that's right Russia!

35% of you use Firefox (as do I), and 29% of you use Safari (but I forgive you anyway).  53% of you use Windows which kinda means I shouldn't bash them if I don't want to alienate most of my audience.  28% of you use some type of apple OS (Mac, iphone, ipod).  What surprised me is 7% of you use Linux... I didn't think I knew anyone smart enough to use Linux... and if you are why in the heck are you reading this?

Then my most viewed post seems to be "Library Adventures With Hot Girls"  Which explains the tile of this.  So I guess I'll just have to put up racy titles to get people interested.  I guess the excitement of goiter oil has worn off... (what are you even talking about?).

The overwhelming majority of you come to this site either via facebook, or just typing in the url or something.  Though there is one person who I found me through some site that... well lets just say that I have never been there and don't plan on going there... ever, but I'll take readers where I can get them.  (I'm already a sellout.... probably going to be ads on my blog next week)

If you bothered to read this far, CONGRADULATIONS!!! I love you the best you know... always have, thanks for giving me your personal information.  Enjoy this picture: