I'm Glad They Called Me on a Misson

Hello everybody, how are you doing today?  You look good; have you been working out?  So guess what? There is an ... 85% chance that I will get my mission call on Wednesday!  I am really excited.  I know that it is the right thing to do.  I know it is bad luck to say where you don't want to go, because then you will go there, but since it has already been decided, I hope that it is at least somewhere on the West coast, or East of the Mississippi River.  That is the closest I am willing to go.  Ideally I would like to go to another country.  I put down that I have had a few years of French, parce que le francais est une langue magnifique, et il impressionne toutes les femmes.  I would love nothing more then to go to France or Belgium, though I think that is all one mission now.  Nonetheless, I know that I will go wherever the Lord wants me.  You have to say that whenever you express a desire to go to a particular place.

Vive la France!